Law Roundup: Opening Locked Door Not as Easy as Butter in Kalispell

Kalispell: So, there was this wild scene where a drunk guy tried to break into a woman’s bedroom with a butter knife. Can you believe that? He was screaming and slamming doors like a maniac. When she called the cops, he bolted out the back, yelling something about heading to Iowa. But instead of leaving, he went right into her room while she climbed out a window to wait outside.

Then, there was this other weird moment when someone showed up at a restaurant with reservations, only to find the doors unlocked and the lights off. Talk about a ghost town! An employee eventually came to lock up.

In another incident, a guy punched his partner in the head, and there were reports of a man getting in women’s faces and making them uncomfortable. Not cool at all!

A woman in Bigfork thought she was being scammed and gave out personal info to a stranger. Yikes! Meanwhile, someone from Columbia Falls reported that fake checks were cashed against their account.

Oh, and a passerby had to call the Whitefish Police to check on a drunk guy who was stumbling across a bridge and ended up falling.

Things got even crazier when a man at the post office started swearing and threatening employees, thinking they couldn’t kick him out.

Lastly, there was this guy in a waiting room who wouldn’t sign in and made some pretty alarming comments about his ex-wife’s boyfriend. He claimed his black case didn’t have a gun in it when questioned. Just another day in Kalispell, I guess!