Despite a tough season, FSU’s Mike Norvell is secure in his coaching position due to a hefty contract buyout
Tallahassee: So, let’s talk about this whole idea that Mike Norvell is on the hot seat. Seriously, can we just drop that? It’s a bit ridiculous, right?
Here’s the deal: Norvell has a $56 million buyout. That’s a lot of cash for FSU to fork over if they decide to let him go, especially after a rough season.
Think about it. The school is already spending big bucks on stadium renovations and player salaries. They don’t have an extra $56 million lying around to pay him to not coach. Plus, hiring a new coach would cost even more!
After a solid 10-win season, FSU gave him a nice raise. Then, after an unbeaten regular season, they panicked and extended his contract again. Now they’re stuck with him, whether they like it or not.
It’s wild how colleges keep giving out these huge contracts that can mess with their entire athletic budget. Norvell on the hot seat? Nah, the only one sweating is the accountant trying to balance the books!
And let’s be real, there are way more entertaining things to do than watch some new virtual golf league. I’d rather organize my sock drawer or check if my pens still work!
Oh, and did you hear about TikTok possibly getting banned? Honestly, I think we should just ban all social media. I’m over the endless selfies and political rants. Who cares about your baked chicken?
And shame on Miami’s coach for not addressing the quarterback situation sooner. He really dropped the ball on that one!
In the end, it’s all about keeping things in perspective. Norvell’s not going anywhere, and that’s just the way it is.
